Sugar Land Skeeters

We believe one lucky Skeeter player should walk-up to tune of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

Yao Ming to start at Catcher

Frito Lay informs Skeeter's organization that their chip bags (sold at concession stands) will now include 80% air. #Altruism

Skeeters Front Office reporting that David Stern has vetoed their attempt to acquire Tracy McGrady

Tracy McGrady (P) and Yao Ming (C) to be placed on the disabled list for the entire year next season.