Spiky Mike Funhouse

If England make the final, they need to point out to UEFA that the stadium is a licensed premises. No under 18s allowed.

If you are voting tomorrow don't forget your ID. Unless you are voting Tory or Reform UK, in which case you don't need it.

Rishi Sunak's parents wouldn't allow him satellite TV until he'd got his first girlfriend.
'No woman, no Sky.'

We had such fun with this last night, we're doing it again next year!
Tickets on sale at 9am tomorrow..

Bestiality with sheep- what are the ramifications?