Stupifff

Now that the dust has settled, I wanted to share my biggest trade win, ever: $TRUMP

When @realDonaldTrump dropped the tweet, I was at lunch. I saw it on my feed about 20minutes after it came out and immediate thought was:

"LOL the scammers hacked the President's twitter, this will be entertaining."

Market cap was $3B. I went back to finishing my lunch.

As I finish eating, I refresh my Dexscreener: WHAT THE FUCK?

My entire port has nuked. I'm down multiple salaries while I finished this meal. Fight of Flight kicks in.

👇🧵

even in the movies Pedro tryna bad touch ppl

noticing things

I just typed “shitcoin” and my phone autocorrected it to “bitcoin”

yeah bro, I feel you. Me too.

this shitcoin is still worth $6b btw