Teep Beep

@TeepBeep

A strange, mysterious little sea bird / Real name Tessa / Socioecologist /26/ OR / 🏳️‍🌈 / Kraken fan /one of the hosts of @PuckIt_Podcast

She/Her Joined December 2018

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Teep Beep @TeepBeep Aug 3

As soon as a hear someone use the term 'puck bunny' unironically I mentally put them in a jar and shake it really hard and then bury it in dirt

Teep Beep @TeepBeep 6h

Bro is back on the snow

Stephen King Verified account @StephenKing 10h

The aliens have landed. That’s the REAL reason for the ground stop. They don’t want to start a worldwide panic. They are blind but can hear like a motherfucker.
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Teep Beep @TeepBeep 6h

So I have been trying to find a very specific scent, asked reddit, and made a spreadsheet of all the suggestions and sent it to my mom saying "so you know how I am a little insane" and this was her response

Teep Beep @TeepBeep 13h

Absolutely only if he gets to be a little freak while doing it

Film Crave Verified account @_filmcrave 19h

Robert Pattinson is reportedly Amazon’s leading choice to play James Bond.

🔗 puck.news/authors/matthe…

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Teep Beep @TeepBeep 14h

Non joke answer: imitation crab is usually made out of what we call 'trash fish' white fish that are big in population, easy to catch, but do not catch a good price on their own. They get used in fish sticks, imitation crab, fish food, omega 3 oil, fish oil all that stuff

PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus 20h

why is imitation crab so much cheaper than regular crab? are imitation crabs easier to catch?
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