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@Templarpilled

God's wittiest knight | Posting about Christianity, Western history, and culture | 👑✝️

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Templarpilled @Templarpilled 20h

>sends his troops to Haiti
>destroys a gang's headquarters
>posts an edit online

Nayib Bukele Verified account @nayibbukele 20h

Nou kenbe pwomès nou…

Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a.

Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen.

Ala lach yo lach! 🥲

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Templarpilled @Templarpilled 10m

Hear me out:

Templarpilled Verified account @Templarpilled 1d

I have a concept for a TV show where Bukele's goons are sent to a random crime-ridden area in another country and given a month to turn things around.

A camera crew follows them around to document progress. Then we see how much crime fell.

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Templarpilled @Templarpilled 1h

I mogged them. I mogged them all. They're all mogged... every single one of them.

And not just the betas. But the alphas... and the sigmas, too

Templarpilled @Templarpilled 13h

>gangs run wild for years
>control large areas of Haiti
>billions of dollars are spent with no result
>one man decides to do something about it
>NGOs get alarmed

NTN24 Verified account @NTN24 1d

Amnistía Internacional exige a Haití y El Salvador garantizar los derechos humanos tras el despliegue de 2.000 militares en Puerto Príncipe
ntn24.com/noticias-actua…
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Templarpilled @Templarpilled 15h

Medieval Italian merchants:

Patriarch Prime, PhD ☦️ 🇺🇸 @KalebAtlanta 1d

I fell into usury again 😔🙏
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