i will be performing my seminal piece 'opening my birthday cards in eastbourne wetherspoons' at quarter past four this afternoon
arthur
@TheArthurJunior
well a luxury liner, 40 tonnes of steel, if i don't find my baby now then i guess i never will
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@ThamesTVArchive have you any robert carrier?
was doing crosswords with the mafia in my dream last night and woke up in my parents house with no job
.@BBCNewsnight what the hell is this nonsense? you say palestine action are incomparable to other direct action protest groups and then it's straight on to cocomelon and mr beast vs piers morgan? who tf cares? lib dem was fine but @adamfleming @kateferguson4 you're both disturbed
fairplay to the lad
Last year I promised we would fill 1 million potholes.View quoted post on X
Today we have announced funding that will fill seven times that amount.
Fixing potholes. Not pointing at them.