Dan

I check to see if Outlook is down all over and the first search result is a guy saying due to the outage he's going to "stroke a fat cock all day," with explicit video attached.

Never leaving Twitter.

"Your Honor, I apologize for being a little late to the hearing regarding this manure related injury, I was stuck behind the cabbage train."

I would not trade being a small town lawyer for any job in the world. My classmates at Skadden could never.

You simply cannot make up how stupid Flat Earthers are. It has to be a joke, but it isn't.

Yet another moon landing denier proving they are just ignorant losers. Can't be bothered to look up:

1. Kubrick left the USA in 1961 and wasn't in Hollywood.

2. We do have those radios, they're called S band.

But sure call someone who knows that an "imbecile." 🤣🤣

I want Slate trucks to succeed because more competition is always good and a low priced competitor brings prices down.

I think it will fail. Having worked in sales, EVERYONE comes in the door saying they "just want something basic." They don't buy it, though.