George Carlin's Echo

"The owners in this country know the truth. It's called the American dream, cause you have to be asleep to believe it."- @TheGeorgeCarlin

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Shakespeare said the all the world's a stage & the people merely players.
Bullshit!
All the world's a stage, & a few million people are merely players.
The rest are extras who get $50 a day & are lucky if they can steal food from the craft services truck without anyone noticing.

For you morons who think the bad shit won't start till January
I've been without food stamps since October 5th
They are months behind
They are going over EVERY renewal, and won't get back to me until mid February
Every days thousands are being kicked off of SNAP & no one cares

Some people have no sense of humor.
I haven't taken a bath for days and just now some guy at the store told me that I smelled funny.
I said "Then why aren't you laughing?"
He gave me a disgusted look and walked away.
I thought crowd work was the new thing, but I guess not.

I finally figured it out.
Yesterday I went to see a clairvoyant who said she can talk to my dead relatives for me.
I told her a joke.
It made her laugh.
While she was laughing, I hit her in the mouth as hard as I could.
And that, my friends, is how you strike a happy medium.