Zach Justice

Remember I don’t care how drunk you are. Mistletoe is only for second cousins and beyond. Be safe this Christmas.

Does anyone know a movie theater that’s still showing the Minecraft movie? I haven’t done the chicken jockey thing yet.

Is Pilates for girls? What pick up basketball is for guys?

I want to start a bagel company in New York called North Yeast.

I have a niche pet peeve. Couples who cheat and help each other in board games.