Adriana Porter Felt

my husband and son keep shooting me with nerf guns around the house. little do they know that on my last Target run, I armed myself with my own nerf blaster. I have been practicing at 530am. my crossbody purse can hold like 100 foam darts. now I wait for the perfect moment

I have shingles on my face and the antiviral pills are so big I can't swallow them. my doctor told me to stick it in some ice cream like I am a dog. I did not believe this would work but it turns out I am in fact a dog

every time I leave the house for an hour and a half on a weekend, my husband tells me my hair looks great when I get home. I realized today that it's bc he can't tell when I've cut my hair and he's playing it safe. a great life hack

oh, you bet on horse races? well I'm betting the health of my marriage on acquiring brick

someone broke in to our garage through a hillside window 30ft up in the air. ripped off a screen and popped up an unlocked window. and stole several Christmas ornaments