abby govindan

thank you @ForbesUnder30 for helping me fulfill my dream of being on the “Forbes 30 Under 30 to federal prison pipeline.” I promise to go to jail for something cool like tax evasion or racketeering and not something lame like crypto or shilling a fraudulent AI tech start up🥰

me playing nice with my family members as if I wouldn’t gleefully testify at their execution during the BJP Nuremberg trials

BJP family members celebrating the Democrat blue wave in the WhatsApp group chat… could not write satire this on the nose if I tried ❤️

Unironically, remember to thank @SabrinaAnnLynn for last night’s blue tsunami

the “convicted felon” airplane shirt meme but lib