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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
Boots, 'with the fur'
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Everyone is shitting on this but I see yall liking these tweets out in the wild 😭😭
Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to meView quoted post on X
Libbing out so hard I'm literally driving around DC drunk blasting Das Racist out of my open windows
(enough noise that I can get this off my chest without too many people noticing) Just fucked my Groundskeeper
Not the first one that comes up but I'm laughing at how poorly this did
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?View quoted post on X
