Abby Gordon

@agordon55

Sports Physical Therapist @seattlechildren 🐳🧡Occasional Blogger👩‍💻PainNeuroscienceNerd🧠 @uconn Alum🏀💙Book: It Depends coming 2025
all thoughts my own💪🏻

Wherever my kicks take me! aigdpt.blogspot.com Joined May 2010

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Abby Gordon @agordon55 Aug 10, 2018

#mustwatch #repeat

WNBA @WNBA Jul 28, 2018

"Dear little girl,

Yes -- you.

Look to us for the courage, heart and perseverance to fight on."

Billie Jean King narrates ABC's powerful #WNBAAllStar intro! #WatchMeWork

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Abby Gordon @agordon55 4d

Things my pts say:

Pt: hey Abby! Haven’t seen ya in a bit. I was dying with mono.
Me: Awe bummer! Any idea where you got it?
Pt: how would I know that?
Me: well-did you kiss anyone?
Pt: ARE YOU SERIOUS??? That’s a thing? I’m so glad I dropped that dude. He was the worst!

💋🤫

Abby Gordon @agordon55 Oct 8

Overheard in the clinic:

Colleague PT: Your baby has torticollis and their measurements show mostly a cosmetic issue. Here are some things we can do about it…

Parent: Well, I guess there’s nothing wrong with a prominent brow.

I wish that baby could have winked.

😂👶🏻👁️🤨

Abby Gordon @agordon55 Jul 30

Patient: “I hope when I’m old like you, I don’t have a lot of neck pain. At least you’re not super old like my grandma.”

🤦‍♀️☠️👵

#thingsmypatientssay

Abby Gordon @agordon55 Jul 18

Pt: how many?
Me: 10, please!
Them: how about 84? Or 297? Or a Googleplex?
Me: what’s a Googleplex?
Them: 10 to the 100th power! And I’m the only one who can count up to it. Wanna see?
Me: absolutely!!!
Them: 1, 2, skip a few, 99, Googleplex! All done! 😂

Googleplex =10^(10^100)