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our 3 yr old just owned @cushbomb

MATT: can you please pick that up off the ceiling?
3YO: it’s not the ceiling it’s the floor
MATT: sorry, my brain doesn’t work sometimes
3YO: you need to get a new brain!

on the way back from ballet class yesterday my three year old said “i’ve got bubbles coming out my butt” and was offended when i asked if she meant she was farting

Hey @united, I just flew for the first time with my husband since his stroke 3 years ago. The flight was great, other than no wifi, hard because I couldn’t check on our daughter who was staying w my sisters. Also, I have 6 $50 charges on my card from you. Can you help?

can’t sleep, so im making a list of things to remember for traveling to NY on thursday (so tomorrow!). it will be matt’s first time flying since the stroke! i think we’ve got everything but any advice from people who have traveled with wheelchairs would be greatly appreciated!

i think i can post on here again. thanks democrats