No, you weren’t our first choice. You weren’t even in the top 5, but we do need to fill this position!
Associate Deans
@ass_deans
Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.
93 Following 108K Followers 12K Posts
Latest posts 5
Please note our new reorganization plans for the college. We’ll close our “civics” institute and reopen our DEI offices..
The king is dead, long live the king!
The king is dead, long live the king!
The dean is quite excited you’ll be representing the college on TV election night. She just asks that you not say anything stupid. Like last time.
And remember stupid doesn’t mean bad political analysis, it means anything that upsets donors, regents, or the governor.
And remember stupid doesn’t mean bad political analysis, it means anything that upsets donors, regents, or the governor.
Your research center’s polling numbers better be right. Otherwise, the governor is going to “suggest”’some changes to the chancellor.
We need you to add the individual links to the eight college policy domains to your email signature. These are also to be imbedded in your syllabi.