Man goes to doctor. Says he’s existentially depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous philosopher, Descartes, is in town. Talk to him, see what he thinks.” Man replies: “But doctor, I am!”
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. I’ll pick you up at 7. Wear that dress I like.