AWOL Greg

Apparently, my job requires me to post about work.

So, AWOL is live on all app stores.

👉 bit.ly/awolapp It’ll help you find the best cafés, bars and restaurants.

Meanwhile, I’ll still be crying into a Tesco meal deal, while I proceed to a lonely death.

FUN FACT: Jellyfish don’t have brains.

and still get laid more than me

I work on an app helping people find great places.

I go home alone afterwards.

She talked about her ex a lot.

I listened like I was being warned.

FUN FACT: Bees recognise human faces.

Women recognise me as “ooh, Greg's nice”.