NIST Reference Werewolf Boyfriend

Every full moon Hello Flesh brings your favorite werewolf his favorite, easy to prepare meat recipes! You’ll receive a box full of meat and recipe cards. This month try ‘Shredded Pork’, where you take a pig and shred it!
Use the code GRRRRRRRR to save 30% off your first 3 boxes!

I haven’t had to use an @ElectrifyAm station in 4 years but wow they’re as cursed as ever. 3 stands out of order, one needed four attempts to start a charge. I miss my Tesla.

Look, you can SEE the liberation! 😂

Alaska Air announcement 2: “We’re late. Get the fuck on the plane as quick as possible. Because we’re late I’m gonna make you repack your shit if you brought too much shit. That will definitely not slow us down at all. Fuck you.”

Alaska Air customer service in Florida is like ‘Here’s an announcement: fuck you, get on the plane. Don’t ask me for shit.’