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Tags: Omegaverse, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT, Monster Fucker, Major Character Death, Furry, Hole Mates, Switch, Gaping, Fisting, Voyeurism, Selfcest, Vore, Cucking, BDSM, Public, Multiverse, Mentions of The Bibble, Homophobia Mention, Economics, Feet, Blood Mention, Biting, Period Mention, Hugging, Vampire, Masks, Wax Play, Food Play,
Characters: The Lorax, The Onceler, Asexual Goku, Mothman, Huggy Wuggy, Rick Sanchez, Gaston, The Scrooge McDuck, The Baoberry, Fream, Pumpkin, Duolingo Owl, Clippy, Reader, Y/N, HeroBrine, Dream, The Deep, Syndrome, Megalovania Sans, Lightning McQueen, The Bishop, The Aglet, Waluigi, Pregnant Link, The Third Goomba From Mario Kart, Phoenix Wright, Handsome/Gamma Jack, Samurai Jack, The Talking Dog From Up (Doug), Cooking Mama, NaruSasu, Gojo x Sonic, PS2 Kratos, VanillaMace, Springtrap, Skibidi Toilet, 67, Gordon Ramsey x Guy Fieri x Sephiroth, Peter Griffin, Major Armstrong, Master Hand Smash
Author’s Notes: Oh my god thank you for reading!!! I’m only 2 chapters in, I hope to finish it!!! I’m a recovering homophobe, so I hope this fic helps heal a part of myself.
Last updated: 9/11/2001
“Hey, you can’t order here! We don’t like your kind!” The blue and pink haired demon said. The two ninjas looked at each other sadly. They couldn’t believe that in the year of 2026, they could not peacefully order a pumpkin spice latte. They stared incredulously at the pink and blue haired demon.
“We don’t want any trouble, dattebayo, we’ll just take our psl and go…” The blonde ninja spoke solemnly. “NARUTO!!! Don’t let this bigoted freak tell you what you can’t and can’t do. You are the hokage, stand up for yourself!!!” The emo ninja roared. But what could they do? The line behind them grew restless, the work rush had begun and it seemed that the narrowminded demon girl would not budge until they left the establishment. “Can’t you read the sign???” she then points to a sign that says. “We have the right to refuse service to anybody.”
Begrudgingly, Sasuke lead Naruto’s hand out the door and into the parking lot. It seems they would not get their delicious fall treat today. Just then, a loud revving sound pierced their ears and a red blur passed them, screaming, “KACHOW!!!”. Was that….Lightning McQueen….and why is he in a leather gimp suit???? “Why the long faces guys?” Naruto and Sasuke relayed the troublesome experience at the homophobic Starbucks. “You guys must so exhausted, tired even. I can’t help but notice you two holding hands…you must WHEELY be good friends…” Naruto and Sasuke rolled their eyes. “I think you’re cruising for a bruising” Sasuke growled. The Alpha was on his haunches immediately, Naruto struggling to hold him back. “Sasuke….not here okay….? You promised….”
Then the sound of a womping tuba finally arrived to put a stop to the homophobic shenanigans. He had just left the starbucks and had been protesting loudly outside the main door… when suddenly the incredibly cherry hot paintjob of Lightning McQueen caught his burly attention. “Excuse me, my good men and carpart…. Have you experienced an injustice at this establishment?” Naruto, Sasuke, and Lightning McQueen all turned their heads. How did this large white man know of what had just went down during their lunch break? “This won’t do…..we should all live in peace and harmony, otherwise we will be subjected to complete utter damnation. The Rapture is coming and we must prepare, no matter who you choose to love. I’m sure I can change that barista’s mind. Also I am a psychic, that’s why I know that it was a barista that berated you.” The large woke youth pastor lead the charge as they re-entered the coffee shop. “Great, looks like the peanut gallery is back with what looks to be a bigger zest fest.” The mean barista retorted. “Now, now, there’s no need to resort to name calling. We should all pray together and beg for Jesus’ forgiveness. And you young lady, could listen to Same Love by Macklemore sometime.”
Author’s Notes: Oh my god thank you for reading!!! I’m only 2 chapters in, I hope to finish it!!! I’m a recovering homophobe, so I hope this fic helps heal a part of myself.
Last updated: 9/11/2001
“Hey, you can’t order here! We don’t like your kind!” The blue and pink haired demon said. The two ninjas looked at each other sadly. They couldn’t believe that in the year of 2026, they could not peacefully order a pumpkin spice latte. They stared incredulously at the pink and blue haired demon.
“We don’t want any trouble, dattebayo, we’ll just take our psl and go…” The blonde ninja spoke solemnly. “NARUTO!!! Don’t let this bigoted freak tell you what you can’t and can’t do. You are the hokage, stand up for yourself!!!” The emo ninja roared. But what could they do? The line behind them grew restless, the work rush had begun and it seemed that the narrowminded demon girl would not budge until they left the establishment. “Can’t you read the sign???” she then points to a sign that says. “We have the right to refuse service to anybody.”
Begrudgingly, Sasuke lead Naruto’s hand out the door and into the parking lot. It seems they would not get their delicious fall treat today. Just then, a loud revving sound pierced their ears and a red blur passed them, screaming, “KACHOW!!!”. Was that….Lightning McQueen….and why is he in a leather gimp suit???? “Why the long faces guys?” Naruto and Sasuke relayed the troublesome experience at the homophobic Starbucks. “You guys must so exhausted, tired even. I can’t help but notice you two holding hands…you must WHEELY be good friends…” Naruto and Sasuke rolled their eyes. “I think you’re cruising for a bruising” Sasuke growled. The Alpha was on his haunches immediately, Naruto struggling to hold him back. “Sasuke….not here okay….? You promised….”
Then the sound of a womping tuba finally arrived to put a stop to the homophobic shenanigans. He had just left the starbucks and had been protesting loudly outside the main door… when suddenly the incredibly cherry hot paintjob of Lightning McQueen caught his burly attention. “Excuse me, my good men and carpart…. Have you experienced an injustice at this establishment?” Naruto, Sasuke, and Lightning McQueen all turned their heads. How did this large white man know of what had just went down during their lunch break? “This won’t do…..we should all live in peace and harmony, otherwise we will be subjected to complete utter damnation. The Rapture is coming and we must prepare, no matter who you choose to love. I’m sure I can change that barista’s mind. Also I am a psychic, that’s why I know that it was a barista that berated you.” The large woke youth pastor lead the charge as they re-entered the coffee shop. “Great, looks like the peanut gallery is back with what looks to be a bigger zest fest.” The mean barista retorted. “Now, now, there’s no need to resort to name calling. We should all pray together and beg for Jesus’ forgiveness. And you young lady, could listen to Same Love by Macklemore sometime.”
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