Chairman Birb Bernanke

I have gained media attention lately for my peptide "stunts". I have also gained and lost friends over this.

I have never written the story down before this. I do not believe I can change everyone's mind, but I hope I can change yours.

Read here:

birb.report/on-taking-pept…

I have ordered my favorite burrito in SF so many times this week that they have started recognizing me… choosing to view this as an achievement rather than extremely embarrassing

getting obliterated with models used to mean something so much cooler

See you soon xoxo

About to sweat it out in the peptide sauna