Dachus ☯︎

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@dac_hus

Hypergamy Scholar · Yin-Yang Balancer · Wu Wei · Herbalist (Amateur) · Shitposting

Chinatown substack.com/@dachus Joined August 2022

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Dachus ☯︎ @dac_hus Sep 27

One time I had this back pain that wouldn’t go away. A Chinese medicine book claimed that kind of pain meant I was “doing the wrong thing with my life.” I quit my job and the pain went away.

Dachus ☯︎ @dac_hus 12h

Hey, that’s my mutual

LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 Verified account @crotchner2 17h

@hollowearthterf 1. Norwooding and chopped
2. Claimed to be finance bro, was actually trumpet player
3. Used the phrase “giant tits” within 2 minutes
4. Asked to meet at bar then ordered a lemonade
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Dachus ☯︎ @dac_hus 15h

Burger king

Dachus ☯︎ @dac_hus 16h

*raises hand* uhh Certified Financial Advisor ™️ here ☝️🤓

You definitely shouldn’t “debtmaxx” to “uno reverse card” the “credit jew”

why? because….because you just can’t, okay!!???

Dachus ☯︎ @dac_hus 17h

Being a neurodivergent white male virgin racist in 2026 is like being an African-American lesbian crossdresser in 2014