John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀

🚨#BREAKING: Donald Trump has not been seen publicly since Wednesday, sparking rumors he is once again on Leqembi via IV, a strong Alzheimer's symptom-prevention medicine. These IVs are rumored to have led to Trump's disappearance monthly for close to a year in September 2025.

John Fetterman thinking he still wields any power at all in the Senate is hilarious. Maybe if the result was 51-49. But at 56-44, he could become the Republican he was destined to be ever since getting literal brain damage and nothing would change for Democrats' plans.

Don’t worry, guys. A reality TV loser from decades ago, flanked by a plumber, are at the podium right now taking zero responsibility for hundreds of thousands stranded all over the country, screeching about $50 billion. FIX IT. Then impeach Duffy.

Imagine if email stopped, planes were grounded and a cruise ship sunk, all on Friday the 13th, and the president was too busy getting his Alzheimer’s IV to address the nation. Imagine.

🚨#BREAKING: Turning Point USA is reportedly hemorrhaging money and could declare bankruptcy before year-end, notes sources close to the company.