'I will be back, but before I go, let me use my painstakingly-crafted crab-pincer maneuver to attack you before you can return to your family....'
Brian Steinberg
@bristei
Covering media, business of news, sports, advertising, late night. Some days are diamonds / some days are rocks. I like comics. Hi: brian.steinberg@variety.com
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Someone appears to have forgotten to include the punchline in this particular episode of 'Hi & Lois'...
There is no more sure-fire way to spur an irascible neighbor to slam a door in your face than to offer homemade carrot muffins...
Can you sell Big Macs and Filet O Fish the same way you sell streaming services?
It's only taken 96 years, but Dagwood has come to realize his haircut really wasn't in fashion and decided to try a new hairstyle! He's also stopped coloring!
