Erik Dungan 🦆

[true story]

Recruiter: what’s your dream job?

Me: hybrid engineer and chef, crazy I know

Recruiter: I think I can make that happen

Me: ?!

Recruiter: our ops team uses Chef

Me: no, I want to cook breakfast & lunch for the office, then code

Me: hello, are you still there?

I’m convinced whoever designed the American Airlines seat-back phone holder doesn’t actually own a phone

just had my first chicago handshake

Texans blaming California transplants for turning the state blue is funny

Y’all just can’t stop thinking about us

Texas trick or treating: full size candy bars, Jell-O shots, and Modelos