We wondered why the prison smelled of brimstone this morning. Congratulations inmate that’s quite a pull.
Still in shock that I was able to pull the 13th and final devil. @mcbess you’ve outdone as alwaysView quoted post on X
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ATTENTION INMATES: GO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE CRYPT.
MOST WANTED MONDAY 🚨
Mark broke into the mayor’s house. Didn’t take valuables—just replaced all lightbulbs with bright white lights and filled the fridge with mousse. Arrested for crimes against feng shui.
Mark broke into the mayor’s house. Didn’t take valuables—just replaced all lightbulbs with bright white lights and filled the fridge with mousse. Arrested for crimes against feng shui.
MOST WANTED MONDAY 🚨
Unrevealed CM Tina faked her own death to avoid paying for 7 years’ worth of Uber eats orders—only to reappear as her own long-lost twin “Sheila.” Neighbours suspected foul play when Sheila ordered the exact same curry and screamed at the same pigeons.
Unrevealed CM Tina faked her own death to avoid paying for 7 years’ worth of Uber eats orders—only to reappear as her own long-lost twin “Sheila.” Neighbours suspected foul play when Sheila ordered the exact same curry and screamed at the same pigeons.
