I found a high school document called "1000 things that annoy me (in no particular order)" and it includes entries like:
19. when people say “What do you want to talk about?”
20. Ann Coulter
51. Cornell
68. Twitter
82. hearing "my fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that woman" on a file downloaded from Limewire that I thought was a song of my (illegal) choice
117. not having a can opener
165. uninformed sources
237 (where the list ended). when you open the camera and it’s actually front-facing and you look horrible
19. when people say “What do you want to talk about?”
20. Ann Coulter
51. Cornell
68. Twitter
82. hearing "my fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that woman" on a file downloaded from Limewire that I thought was a song of my (illegal) choice
117. not having a can opener
165. uninformed sources
237 (where the list ended). when you open the camera and it’s actually front-facing and you look horrible