Justin™

been wearing this operation ivy shirt so long now it’s a rancid shirt

This aging thing will be the death of us

I’ve never attended a function without being high, so yeah, I’m high functioning

I don’t use the term funcle, I just say fun uncle. I got tired of being confused for a funky uncle. I can’t live up to those kinda expectations. Every funkle is a funcle, but not every funcle is a funkle. That’s because fun isn’t always funky, but funky is always fun.

If your picks suck the criterion closet walls should start closing in on you like the Star Wars trash compactor