Chris Garaffa

@cmg

Purple and red and yellow and on fire. Not really here anymore.
Officially not Chipotle’s account, stop tagging me.

New Haven, CT Joined January 2007

4.5K Following 1.8K Followers 22K Posts

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So where’s the proof that Alice Huang is a Chinese intelligence asset? Anything other than a racist NYT piece by anti-China hawks citing “a memo?”

Affairs are bad. The rest of this just reeks of creating justification for trade, diplomatic or military action against China.

Chris Garaffa @cmg 6d

Paint2Shell? Paintmageddon?

Frank Verified account @jedisct1 6d

CVE-2026-83844: Remote Code Execution in Microsoft Paint. cve.org/CVERecord?id=C…
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Chris Garaffa @cmg Nov 4

Things that must be done — and things newly-empowered Democrats won’t dare to even think of doing.

Matt Binder Verified account @MattBinder Nov 4

arrest Elon Musk
seize his factories
nationalize SpaceX
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Chris Garaffa @cmg Nov 3

Here’s where I’ll be watching for my midterms news tonight - the @BTnewsroom stream starting at 7pm ET!

BreakThrough News Verified account @BTnewsroom Nov 3

TONIGHT! 7pm EST 🗳️Join BT’s @zoeescribe and @raniakhalek for Election Night 2026 LIVE!

Breaking results from key midterms races that will determine who controls Congress, plus up-to-the-minute analysis on the issues voters care about: the war on Iran, healthcare, ICE terror, workers’ rights – and the billionaire money that bought this year’s election cycle.

w/ special guests!
@RepBowman
@AndreEastonBX
@kthalps
@Claud9_
@heyjohnrussell
@radiofreeamanda
@MeghnadBose93
@tparsi
@ErikSperling
Ben Becker @BTnewsroom
Rachel Domond

⏰TONIGHT, Tuesday Nov. 3 | 7pm EST / 4pm PST

▶️youtube.com/live/ODaxxnUj3…

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Chris Garaffa @cmg Nov 1

I was going to do a costume with PHP on the front and the number 4 on the back.

But I’m tired so went with disgruntled sysadmin: hoodie, jeans, sneakers, holding a clump of my hair in my hand.

lcamtuf @lcamtuf Oct 31

I would like to congratulate the organizers of the 2026 Cybersecurity Awareness Month for putting together a truly spectacular event
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