Thea Vales

Dave Chappelle says no one needs to think anymore because of AI: “Thinking is for poor people”

“I was talking to a friend of mine and we were laughing about how no one really would know what to teach a kid now. What skill sets are going to matter 10 or 20 years from now as the world becomes automated”

“We decided your character is your destiny. If you’re a good person that’s all you can ask from anybody and hope for the best”

“I don’t know if anyone needs to think anymore. It’s AI, quantum computing, it seems like thinking is for poor people”

STOP TELLING CLAUDE:

“MAKE ME A PRESENTATION”

Weak prompts = weak presentations.

Use these 7 Claude prompts instead to create professional presentations in 2 minutes.

Save this for your next presentation. 🔖

This is fucking dangerous.

Apple spent 7 years and $3,500 per unit developing the Vision Pro. This guy made something better with a simple webcam from his bedroom.

And no, this isn't a render. It's running in real time on his laptop right now, with a webcam pointed straight at his hands.

The camera tracks 21 points on each of your hands in real time: every fingertip, every knuckle, and every joint, all mapped onto a 3D skeleton at 60 frames per second.

A piece of digital silk is linked to that skeleton. When you open your palm, the fabric drapes over your fingers. When you close your hand, it crumples into your fist. When you tilt your wrist, the fabric slides and folds using real physics, while light bounces off it like it's actual material.

You can grab it, stretch it, toss it, and catch it, all using just your hands and without wearing any device.

No headset.
No gloves.
No $3,500 computer strapped to your face.
No 600-gram brick on your head.
No battery that lasts 2 hours.
No Apple ID.
No App Store.

Just a webcam, TouchDesigner, and a guy who watched the Vision Pro keynote and thought:

"I can do that for free."

Apple has 3,000 engineers, $200 billion in cash, and 7 years of development. They built a face computer that most people will probably never own.

This guy had a laptop, a webcam, and a weekend.

And he built a future that most people could actually use.

That's what happens when you stop waiting for permission and just start building.

Voice typing still gets judged by old standards. People expect perfect punctuation and formal language from the first pass. The better mental model is treating it like a conversation with a very fast editor.

I speak naturally, then refine. The first version is already better than what I would have typed under time pressure, because the barrier to starting was lower.

Accuracy improves with use, but the bigger win is consistency of capture.

An Estonian biophysicist spent 30 years proving that shining red light on a cell could double its energy, and almost nobody believed her until a tech billionaire named Bryan Johnson made her work the most searched biohack on the internet.

Her name was Tiina Karu.

She worked in a Moscow lab through the 1980s and 1990s, and the discovery she defended for decades sat in journals nobody read while the rest of medicine ignored her.

The whole thing started by accident.

In 1967, a Hungarian doctor named Endre Mester was trying to use a new device called a laser to burn tumors out of mice. His laser was broken. It did not have enough power to burn anything. He used it anyway. The mice grew their hair back faster than the control group. Their wounds healed faster too. He had no idea why.

Tiina Karu picked up his work and asked the question that mattered. Why does this happen.

She ran experiments for 20 years. Different wavelengths. Different doses. Measuring what happens inside the cell when red light hits it. The answer she landed on was almost too specific to be true.

The thing in your body that responds to red light is one enzyme. Cytochrome c oxidase. It sits inside your mitochondria.

Mitochondria are the part of your cell that makes energy. They take oxygen and food and turn it into a molecule called ATP, which is the fuel your cells run on. Your body makes 40 to 70 kilograms of ATP every single day just to keep you alive. If your mitochondria slow down, you age faster, heal slower, lose hair, lose muscle, and get inflamed easier.

Cytochrome c oxidase does most of the work. It contains copper and iron atoms. Those atoms happen to absorb light at very specific colors. Red light at 630 to 670 nanometers. Near-infrared light at 810 to 850 nanometers.

Other colors do almost nothing. Blue does not work. Green does not work. The biology is locked to those two windows because that is what the metal inside the enzyme can physically catch.

When a red photon hits that enzyme, three things happen.

The enzyme runs faster. ATP production jumps 30 to 40% within minutes.

Nitric oxide gets released. Blood vessels widen. More oxygen and nutrients flow in.

A small stress signal goes off inside the cell that tells it to repair itself. The same signal it gets after exercise.

Red light is not adding anything to the cell. It is just unlocking work the cell was already trying to do.

For 30 years almost nobody outside her field cared. Red light therapy lived inside dental clinics for mouth ulcers and physical therapy offices for tendonitis. Medical schools did not teach it. The science sat in obscure journals.

Then the evidence started piling up.

A 2024 review of 18 trials confirmed red light speeds up wound healing.

Another 2024 review found it lowered inflammation markers by 38% over 4 weeks.

Athletes using red light before training had 45% less muscle soreness the next day.

Seven separate trials on hair loss showed visible regrowth in every single one.

A 2024 study found 15 minutes of red light before a meal cut blood sugar spikes by 27.7%.

In March 2026, Nature published a 4,000 word feature on red light therapy. The most respected scientific journal on Earth officially admitted there was real biology under the hype. That was the moment the field crossed from fringe to mainstream.

Bryan Johnson is the reason the average person now knows any of this exists. He uses a red light cap on his scalp for 6 minutes daily and a full-body panel three times a week. He posted his hair regrowth photos and his skin scans, and the algorithm did the rest. Red light masks went from biohacker forums to Sephora shelves in two years.

Tiina Karu died in 2019. She did not live to see Nature validate her. She did not live to see a billionaire turn the enzyme she identified into a billion dollar industry.

Every red light mask, panel, cap, and bed on the planet right now is just a way to deliver the photons she proved mattered.

The wavelengths were always there. The enzyme was always there. The biology was always real.

It just took a Hungarian doctor with a broken laser, a Russian scientist nobody listened to, and one tech billionaire willing to stand in front of a glowing panel for the world to finally pay attention.