David Flatman

@davidflatman

A man's man, with a hint of lavender. Do contact michelle@mlbmanagement.co.uk with any security/rythmic dance enquiries.

Bath, England. Joined August 2010

3K Following 111K Followers 77K Posts

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David Flatman @davidflatman Oct 22, 2020

My new column. Now with correct discount code: FLATMANXV

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RugbyPass+ @RugbyPassPlus Oct 22, 2020

🚨 New columnist alert 🚨

The incomparable @davidflatman has joined @TheXV growing stable of writers.

Here he waxes lyrical on the personal pain of Test non-selection and Eddie Jones' idiosyncrasies 🏉

thexv.rugby/2020/10/22/sel…
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David Flatman @davidflatman Jul 5

He is wonderful. What a player.

Will Owen @will_owen9 Jul 4

Rory Hutchinson is carving up. He’s really transferring his immense club form to the international stage, brilliant to see
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David Flatman @davidflatman Jul 25, 2025

Not enough bald Lions these days. Game’s gone lads. 👨‍🦲 So I’ve picked my All-Time Bald Lions XV @bld_bro - and it’s decent.

Happy with it like?

#ad #bldbro #nohairdontcare #Lions2025

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David Flatman @davidflatman Jul 23, 2025

Just whack a pea-sized amount on and you’ll be moisturised, mattified and - most importantly - protected for the day, just like little old bald me.

Stay safe in the sun y’all ☀️

#ad #spf #bldbro

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David Flatman @davidflatman Jul 17, 2025

REVEAL TIME 👀

Jusss jokesssss obvy…

I’ve been bald most of my adult life… and still am.

No Hair. Don’t Care.

That’s why I’m proud to be an ambassador for @bld_bro - the very best skincare for baldies like me. Keep those lids safe in the sun, fellas 👊 ☀️ #ad #cueball

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