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Clavicular LOST IT over people who invite others to DINNER MEETINGS, saying there’s something SERIOUSLY WRONG with making someone watch you talk with food in your mouth 😬🥩

“If you say ‘let’s go to dinner and talk,’ there’s something SERIOUSLY WRONG with you.”

"You're SICK!"

Clavicular says the secret to a better personality is METHOD ACTING different characters, so when girls REJECT him it’s not actually him getting rejected 🤯🎭

“When I’m cold approaching I’m playing a CHARACTER, so when I get rejected I’m actually NOT getting rejected, the character is.”

Clavicular got REJECTED by a Daily Mail reporter after ASKING HER OUT, but he convinced himself she was interested because she couldn't stop BLUSHING 😭❤️

“Do you want to go out sometime?”

“She blushed, I think she does. She didn’t say no, I think we’re good.”

Clavicular says 9 to 5 workers are JESTERS and he's MORE IMPORTANT to society, they're just "unproductive desk riders" 😳💼

"If you're doing very replaceable work, you are arguably a JESTER versus creating content and creating culture."

"I'm actually someone who is relevant, who's important to society."

A girl told Clavicular she has a CRUSH on his "EX-GIRLFRIEND" LILY, so he played DUMB to escape, then revealed you can get away with ANYTHING by LARPING AS THE FRIENDLY AUTIST 😭🧠

"You could literally get away with ANYTHING by acting like you're r*tarded. They actually BOUGHT THAT."

"I'm actually very socially adept. It's been a year of practice. But when s*** isn't going your way, LARP AS THE FRIENDLY AUTIST."