dina lovinsky

@avirani I would love to DM you about this but your DM’s do not appear to be open :)

@nest Ran up to this guy last night. "Are you a smoke alarm?!" Turns out he was the debt ceiling. Close enough.

Even ghosts can suffer debilitating strokes. The more you know.

If one must work over the weekend, there are worse places to do it.

In a fit of cheapness, I bought @cvs brand razors. Then promptly sliced off part of my calf. Mid leg. MID LEG. How is that even possible?