Gene Parmesan

Why does Bob Dylan occupy a higher cultural tier than Paul Simon?

They are at worst, the same level songwriter, and Simon can actually sing

Simon’s career also spans Simon & Garfunkel AND his solo work

Simon also makes more global music (South Africa / Brazil influences)

the male version of a stripper is a DJ

it’s hard to be funny when you’re 13

never let anyone guilt you into making them not kill themselves

Durk makes better music, so he had more money for a better lawyer

Also Durk is innocent he is Muslim