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d young
@dyoungforpope
the future is here. we are it. we are on our own
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Let the record show that the cons far outweigh the pros of having an MLB player for a brother.
In fact, I’m not even sure he’s helping to push my “we’re twins, just one foot apart” narrative. I’m invisible. Leg extension surgery on hold for now 😤
In fact, I’m not even sure he’s helping to push my “we’re twins, just one foot apart” narrative. I’m invisible. Leg extension surgery on hold for now 😤
Why is everyone so self important I hate you all equally it’s so not that big of a deal!! Any of it!!!
Just thinking about the girls that sent my ex gifts for Valentine’s Day. I hope the thirst traps you post have led to valuable boyfriend acquisitions in the new year but I know they haven’t because you insist on being weird friends with me!!!
Accepting any and all gracious invites to accompany you (stranger with an extra ticket) tonight for a date u won’t forget with a David Byrne whose show we’ll remember forever!!!!