I want to leave work and go eat oysters!
We’ll make great pets
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America has always considered “freedom” the right to control others
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito says in a new book that he believes the court's landmark decision extending marriage rights to same-sex couples was "perhaps the decisive point in our nation's turn against religious liberty."View quoted post on X
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Finasteride causes impotence. Make him stop.
finding the minoxidil and finasteride in the medicine cabinetView quoted post on X
🎶 if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife 🎶
My therapist said “maybe you need to stop going after very attractive women, a nice 6 or 7 will treat you right” boy I almost cancelled the rest of my sessions…..what the hell are you saying bro????View quoted post on X
The Pilgrims who came to America for “religious freedom” were also trying to impose their shithead religious beliefs on everyone, but their asses got kicked out
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito says in a new book that he believes the court's landmark decision extending marriage rights to same-sex couples was "perhaps the decisive point in our nation's turn against religious liberty."View quoted post on X
Read more: abcnews.link/M860KYr