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my advice for solving dead bedroom and all other relationship issues is that your main job as a husband is to be able to read your wife's mind. if you have this down other problems reduce to trivial issue of taking intuitive and mature actions appropriate to circumstances.

so make sure you can do that. invest in this early in your relationship and continue studying your wife continuously because she will change over time.

asking other people for advice boils down to "can you read my wife's mind for me" and unfortunately they probably cannot. offering generic advice to others is also terrible for this reason.
eigenrobot Verified account @eigenrobot 18h
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1. pretty sure women generally don't know how to seduce women which is the main issue here. i have to imagine being on the receiving end doesnt actually help with insight even for oneself

2. advice that boils down to "here's what makes ME want to have sex" is usually not the sort of thing women offer in public to strange men they don't already want to have sex with, assuming they could even produce the correct answer

3. this is no knock on women in particular. men are also terrible at explaining to other men how to seduce women. TERRIBLE

4. in any case if women were good at knowing how to cause other women to want to have sex we wouldnt have lesbian bed death would we
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1. pretty sure women generally don't know how to seduce women which is the main issue here. i have to imagine being on the receiving end doesnt actually help with insight even for oneself

2. advice that boils down to "here's what makes ME want to have sex" is usually not the sort of thing women offer in public to strange men they don't already want to have sex with, assuming they could even produce the correct answer

3. this is no knock on women in particular. men are also terrible at explaining to other men how to seduce women. TERRIBLE

4. in any case if women were good at knowing how to cause other women to want to have sex we wouldnt have lesbian bed death would we
_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ Verified account @st_louis_stan 22h
I don't think i've ever seen a woman on here give advice on the Dead Bedroom Question that didn't boil down to "do more of her chores while having zero expectations you'll ever get what you want"
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