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I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. linktr.ee/darlingdata
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You can get all my SQL Server training and consulting services in one place. Learn how to fix problems on your own, or get immediate help: training.erikdarling.com
training.erikdarling.com Darling Data: AI Training, SQL Server Courses, and Consulting AI training for database teams from Erik Darling, plus SQL Server performance consulting, self-paced video courses, and free monitoring tools.
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Opus reviewed my pull request for 68 cents.
Sonnet did it for 7 cents.
Both found every bug I planted.
Only Opus found the six-year-old accounting bug.
How I pick models: my new course.

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training.erikdarling.com Work With Your Databases the Way I Do You already ask AI about your queries. Then you copy, paste, and hope. In this course I show you how I work now: AI runs the queries, reads the plans, tests the rewrites, and checks its own work, and...
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A SELECT and an UPDATE walk into a bar.
Neither leaves. The bartender picks a victim. The bar files an incident.
Next week in Seattle I make this stop happening to you.
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