James

Standing outside the paywall, talking shit

Why are The Muppets doing Walmart commercials? Kermit, do you need money?

Posting is type 2 fun

Everyone please pretend like it’s still Tuesday night before you read the following joke:

Next year that groundhog is gonna be Pansexuality Phil

In an attempt to fight the male literacy crisis, the store is a hosting a book club for “Consider The Lobster” and it has turned out to be entirely women—half zoomers and half Gen X moms—all DFW newcomers. Great for the Lit Bro allegations, bad for the “men don’t read” ones