John Fadule

Ideal woman:

-honest
-good body

-happy
-25 girls 0 dudes
-dancing with her friends
-doing nothing wrong
-single woman in her 30s having a good time

If you want your woman to have 0 friends and wear long sleeves 365 days a year go live in Afghanistan.

Indiana vs Power 4 since Cignetti:

2024:
at UCLA W 42-13
vs Maryland W 42-28
at Northwestern W 41-24
vs Nebraska W 56-7
vs Washington W 31-17
at Michigan State W 47-10
at #2 Ohio State L 38-15
vs Purdue W 66-0
at #5 Notre Dame L 27-17
-8-2 vs Power 4
-the 2 teams they lost to played for the National Championship

2025:
vs #9 Illinois W 63-10
at Iowa W 20-15
at #3 Oregon W 30-20
vs Michigan State W 38-13
vs UCLA W 56-6
at Maryland W 55-10
at Penn State W 27-24
vs Wisconsin W 31-7
at Purdue W 56-3
Big Ten Championship vs #1 Ohio State W 13-10
Rose Bowl vs #11 Alabama W 38-3
Peach Bowl vs #5 Oregon W 56-22
National Championship vs #10 Miami W 27-21
-13-0 vs Power 4
-Alabama won the SEC Championship Indiana made them look like Sisters Of The Poor

2026:
vs Northwestern W 29-23
at Rutgers W 47-15
at Nebraska W 20-17
vs #4 Ohio State L 19-15
at Michigan W 13-6
vs Minnesota W 23-16
-5-1 vs Power 4
-5 wins vs teams over .500 (most in College Football)

26-3 vs Power 4 since 2024

“I win Google me” -Curt Cignetti

Guess the NFL team:

QB: grateful white boy
RB: superstar white boy
DE: hates Democrats
TE: most likable player in the league
FB: drinks 600 beers with the TE
Owner: got jerked off in a trailer park for
$140 (he’s a billionaire)
Fanbase: 36 fights guaranteed when they play the Raiders
Backup QB: chill baller you 100% want as your partner in a Beer Pong tournament

-38 and single in 2018
-married with 3 kids in 2026
-posts selfie on family hike
-3M views
-1000 DMs saying ‘you have no idea how much I needed to hear this omg you saved my life’
-responds 1 by 1
This guy is the freaking man.

-40 is young
-30 you’re a child
-hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-if you work hard and stay in shape losing is impossible
Life is amazing :)