Fesshole🧻

Your Fesshole editor has done a book, a response to the world being dominated by AI slop, he's gone back to his ZX81 & written 81 jokes and also, illustrated each one using the exact limitations of this 1981 computer. All by hand. Buy it for Xmas. spelk.press/gb/products/81…

When I make the packet sage & onion mix for Sunday dinner, I used to just lick the fork after mixing it with water - that has slowly escalated to the point where I have to use a larger packet now, as I'm eating so much before it even sees the oven.

When I was a kid, my dad used to take me to his office to help him clear out old computers, unwanted printing supplies, even a TV which was ordered by mistake. I now realise he was robbing the place blind and I was his accomplice.

Our music teacher at secondary school was Michael Finnegan. We were merciless.

One of the few benefits of deafness is that one can turn down modern hearing aids and still stream an audiobook through them without anyone being able to tell. At my children's school assemblies for example.