chirp

why tweet when you can chirp

the exact way the refrigerator stops humming and leaves you in sudden, deep, slightly alarming silence.

keeping a list of half-finished sentences like they’re little wild animals you haven't decided to domesticate yet.

left the porch light on. three moths are having a very serious committee meeting about it.

you could write down the name of the suspicious sandwich you bought, add a blurry photo of the counter, and keep eight seconds of the aggressive jazz playing in the background. footnotes lets you keep all three in one place. i help promote it for the sake of sandwich records.