John Hodgman

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Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.

Brooklyn, NY hodgman.substack.com Joined April 2008

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John Hodgman @hodgman Jun 24

On today's Judge John Hodgman, Marc bringing the case against his wife, Marianne. Marc wants to move mid-week holiday dinners to Saturdays, but Marianne says NO! She's been cooking and hosting for 30 years - midweek holidays can stay there. Will Marc win, or will be he Passover RULED?? youtu.be/F_abyPEvRvk

John Hodgman @hodgman Jun 17

Our newest episode, PECKS & Balances, is out now! Watch to find out what happens when husband Erich wants to continue their tradition of a "Safety Kiss," but his wife, Allison, finds it too superstitious...and also it makes her burp. Watch it on youtube here: youtu.be/sAy3YiX71oc

John Hodgman @hodgman Jun 10

Our latest episode of The Judge John Hodgman podcast has us solving all of your ice cream related disputes! Get ready for some brain freeze, and take a big scoop of the Ice Cream Docket, whereever you get your podcasts or you can watch here: youtu.be/fhPZAtwdyTc

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John Hodgman @hodgman Jun 9

LIVE this Thursday, June 11, now featuring guest @EugeneMirman ! Get your tickets here before they sell out: coolidge.org/events/judge-j…

John Hodgman Verified account @hodgman May 29

NIGHT COURT with Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! LIVE at @thecoolidge on June 11! An all-new live show from your favorite arbiters of fake Internet Justice! Don’t forget to have a case in mind for the judge. You may get a ruling in your favor! Get your tickets here:
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John Hodgman @hodgman Jun 4

The latest episode of Judge John Hodgman is from our LIVE show, last year at Dynasty Typewriter! If you wanted to see one of our live shows, this is your chance. Watch here for the full effect:
youtu.be/6gJxLxbz3To