#aplaceinthesun Which one of these units is the plug & who’s the socket? 🤷♂️
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@BarstewardsThe This puff PR piece by Nick Luck to Hollie Doyle 🤮How much did this cost her? Beyond embarrassing
@invictalit You're bang on about football too. It's got no arsehole. They should be ripping out the seats about VAR but no, they just sit there in their XXXL replica shirts, dopey half & half scarves saying 'that's just about offside'. Idiots
@BarstewardsThe The inside of the course packed like sardines with paying punters until 1 & a half furlongs out. Then there's empty tables & chairs & virtually nobody ffs! Next a brief packed section, then sparse near the post. It's all about the optics! Get a grip @Ascot
BREAKING NEWS Sky Sports have admitted the seemingly bonkers decision to stick with Plumpton rather than go to the French filly's classic was made as one of the jocks in the egg & spoon hurdle was a mixed race lesbian & the ensuing mental health ramifications would be severe