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IT'S NEARLY VALENTINES DAY
They don't need a life-sized "hug me" teddy bear.
They don't need couples holding hand socks.
They don't need an eternal preserved rose.
They don't need a card which says "I'd still love you if you were a worm".

When we said we wanted to be held, we didn't mean accountable.

To anyone who is still doing their New Year resolution. You're better than us. Well done you.

Welcome back to everyone who said their New Year's resolution wasn't to be on social media.

Hello everyone. Thank you for joining us on this 811th and final day of January.