James Crowley

@jamespcrowley68

Comedian. Writer. Constantly screaming. Try to stay afloat. Words: @Newsweek @HollywoodLife @AtwoodMagazine

jimmycrowley68@gmail.com linktr.ee/jamespcrowley Joined May 2016

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James Crowley @jamespcrowley68 Feb 29, 2024

After 3 years, my time at @HollywoodLife has come to an end. With a new acquisition, I’ve been let go.

As disappointing as this is, I’m looking forward to future opportunities. I’m very open to new jobs and freelancing opportunities. Hit me up: jimmycrowley68@gmail.com

James Crowley @jamespcrowley68 5d

Wanna hear something sad? In the next few years, there’s going to be some sad souls who are nostalgic for the first wave of AI slop

James Crowley @jamespcrowley68 Oct 25

My whole social media presence in a tweet:

valerie 🖤 @valeriesxvoice Oct 24

just told my mom that my chemical romance are getting sued by the dallas cowboy cheerleaders. she asked why and then i had to explain that rescuing gerard way from gunpoint and then dying heroically in a bloody shootout probably goes against their brand standards
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James Crowley @jamespcrowley68 Aug 23

I watched a TikTok of a child with a brain tumor lip-syncing to Famous Last Words, and now I’m crying in a Burger King.

James Crowley @jamespcrowley68 Jul 18

The bible

Ethan Simmie Verified account @EthanSimmie Jul 17

the big question is what does Nolan do AFTER the odyssey
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