Toby Price

Blue jays really wake up and choose violence with no clear objective
no plan
just vibes and destruction
anyway they’re the villains in my new Tytus the Monkey book. #kidlit #picturebooks

Step one you cut a hole in a box…

Am I the only one that sees it? #ChristmasDecor

We are approaching the five year mark.

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Did you ever read a book that was so good that you drug out reading the last two chapters because he didn’t want it to end? That’s this book. I am pumped for the movie! #Remain

I remember back when stupid people on the news we tell poor people like me stop buying five dollar coffees. Now it’s 2026. I have a feeling they’re gonna start telling us if you wouldn’t buy that fancy six dollar a gallon gas maybe you’d have some money.