james tom

a glory hole, but for feeding a carrot to an unseen horse ☺

“sam altman could never be honeypotted” my love gay men are the easiest demographic to seduce. you could do it with a kielbasa in some loose briefs

I am nonbinary but like in an amab way

when zohran got elected I was in LA hooking up with a fuckbuddy in his car and when we got back my LA friends were so excited for me about mamdani and I had to pretend I knew what was going on

swearing into the government on this book