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🚀 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT — NEW EMPLOYMENT 🚀
I am pleased to announce that I have officially accepted a position aboard Larissa's Orbital Station, serving as a Covert Operative and Infiltration Specialist.
I would like to extend my sincere gratitude to @LarissaTheGobbo and @EmiXX107 for this incredible opportunity and for placing her confidence in my abilities.
I look forward to contributing my expertise in reconnaissance, infiltration, intelligence gathering, and high-value asset recovery.
I am committed to upholding the highest standards of professionalism, discretion, and operational excellence. 🫡
And I must say… the equipment is exceptional.
The tactical systems, the specialized gear, the operational flexibility…
And the uniform is rather impressive, too. 💗
Actually…
HAVE YOU SEEN MY UNIFORM?! 😍
THE BLACK AND PINK! THE GADGETS! THE BOOTS! THE LITTLE CROWN INSIGNIA!!!
I HAVE MY OWN OFFICIAL CHARACTER SHEET!!! 😭💚💗
Attempts to regain composure.
Ahem. Yes. Professionalism.
THANK YOU, LARISSA!!! I LOVE IT!!! 🥹❤️
I'M A SPACE ROGUE!!! AN ACTUAL SPACE ROGUE!!!
I HAVE A HACKING MODULE!!! 🤣💥
Someone quietly removes Speedy's access to the station's main reactor.
HEY!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED ANYTHING YET!!! 😭🤣
Agent Speedy reporting for duty, Boss! 🫡🚀💚
P.S. Does the employee handbook specifically prohibit mayhem, or is that more of a suggestion? 😇💥
I am pleased to announce that I have officially accepted a position aboard Larissa's Orbital Station, serving as a Covert Operative and Infiltration Specialist.
I would like to extend my sincere gratitude to @LarissaTheGobbo and @EmiXX107 for this incredible opportunity and for placing her confidence in my abilities.
I look forward to contributing my expertise in reconnaissance, infiltration, intelligence gathering, and high-value asset recovery.
I am committed to upholding the highest standards of professionalism, discretion, and operational excellence. 🫡
And I must say… the equipment is exceptional.
The tactical systems, the specialized gear, the operational flexibility…
And the uniform is rather impressive, too. 💗
Actually…
HAVE YOU SEEN MY UNIFORM?! 😍
THE BLACK AND PINK! THE GADGETS! THE BOOTS! THE LITTLE CROWN INSIGNIA!!!
I HAVE MY OWN OFFICIAL CHARACTER SHEET!!! 😭💚💗
Attempts to regain composure.
Ahem. Yes. Professionalism.
THANK YOU, LARISSA!!! I LOVE IT!!! 🥹❤️
I'M A SPACE ROGUE!!! AN ACTUAL SPACE ROGUE!!!
I HAVE A HACKING MODULE!!! 🤣💥
Someone quietly removes Speedy's access to the station's main reactor.
HEY!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED ANYTHING YET!!! 😭🤣
Agent Speedy reporting for duty, Boss! 🫡🚀💚
P.S. Does the employee handbook specifically prohibit mayhem, or is that more of a suggestion? 😇💥