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just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he’s not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me - he’s signaling that i smell like weed.
Jon Cappetta
@joncappetta
i used to do stuff... now i’m mostly on vacation.
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lmao my ability to reply to shit on here has been off since last year - prob because of tweets like the last one, that elon doesn’t like - so w quote tweeting as the only way to respond i typically just avoid the platform.
@joncappetta they made cappetta start using Twitter again 🤘🤘🤘View quoted post on X
the maga meltdown on fox news was so incredibly rich, but the old folk on here now trying to boycott fox news as if they could have reported something different on the elections is so fkn magical — you’re in a cult. time to wake up.
haven’t been able to reply to anything on here for well over a year so i barely use this platform anymore but i just wanted to say: good shit @sturtdoinks
my favorite nyc activity is smoking on the street in front of cops / i never left my teens