trash jones

windmill? big fan

i wouldn’t say I win people over. if anything I sort of lose them under

BEESON HIVE RISE UPPPP this is my taylor swift low key

one time my friend asked us if it would be weird to bring corn on the cob on a flight. we all bullied her so relentlessly she didn’t do it. a couple hours later she sends us a picture from the plane and guess what the person seated directly in front of her was eating

when you die they should play you the craziest highlights of the next few decades like movie trailers